Gone nuts.

Joel,

I know you are reading my blog and you asked me if you could help...Yes. Please gather everyone in the center together to poo into a big pail and throw the pail at his ex's front gate, if you could dirty her car...that would be even more marvelous. I will love you to death. I will make sure you will get laid.

HA HA HA. I am actually crying while I'm typing this. I also don't know why. Argh!!!

Oh yar, if there's any left over shit in the pail, feel free to smash it on her face too! I will make sure you get laid with abundance of orgasms! Amen!

Yours truly.
Carmen Yew